NEB-2022: Da Baby's Links

Relationship Status: Family
I will eat your soul, but it'll be painless just for you big brother.
Awh lil tiny teeny weeny baby lil smoodgie honey bear! <3



Relationship Status: Acquaintence
I want to harness his raw strength and become the overlord of the darkest pits of the underworld.
Very...small and fragile..creature...



Relationship Status: Family
I will be exactly like him when I am older!
Even he's the youngest lil bugger he still packs a punch!



Relationship Status: Enemy
I will tear you apart inside out you overzealous toaster.
I'll stomp all your squishy baby bones in you oversized hamster.



Relationship Status: ???
...father?
WHAT DA FUQ



Relationship Status: Enemy
I'll skewer your eyes and feed them to the worms that rot in your corpse.
What the hell is wrong with this kid-?



Relationship Status: Friends
Pretty lady.
...thanks?



Relationship Status: Co-workers
You will build me my machines to aid me in my quest for world domination.