I will bury you alive.

:D what-

I had faith another soul had more than 2 brain cells but alas, I was wrong. Very incorrect, my bad for believing I could enjoy 1 good thing, even if that good thing tried to end me.

I thought I was negative but this mf has got me beat.

Why do all bad things happen to me I just want to be happy.

Small angry creature >:( But if small blue friend befriended this creature, then so must I.

how is sonic related to him i do not understand what sick joke is this

From what I heard from Sonic he ain't half-bad, but I have a feelin' the lil' guy is a bit more sour than I've been told.

WHAT DA FUQ

...father?

WHY DO THEY KEEP DUPLICATING I JUST WANT PEACE

I think this is the weirdest out of all of Sonic's friends to be honest...